Question by BK G:
Hey these jokes are for you guys…….?
Well, it is time to laugh again.
There were three guys talking in the pub.
Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”.
The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked.
He replied, “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”
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The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
“Need some help?” a secretary, walking by, asked.
“Yes,” he replied, “how does this thing work?”
“Simple,” she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
“Thanks, but where do the copies come out?”
both were very funny
funny.
Quite funny and sound interesting…….
Thank You!
Cute. I like the first better.
lmao…star.
That was hilarious.
STAR
haha…the first one is hard to catch on to and that takes from the funniness…but the second one is funny….those are pretty good ones…
haha!! lol, that was hilarious!! i like the first one better! sounds like my parents when i was lil!!
still laughing at number 1
lmfao very funny star
Good One mate Good one….have more please do send so that we can read……..
Very funny. Have a star!
star for u dude!!
1st one was crap – 2/10
2nd one was brilliant – 8/10
hehehehehehehehehe…funny!!!
gud ones…so u deserve a ************…
very funny
Yes they are very Funny
tooooooooooooo good!!! catch that star
funny
LMFAO, they were really good.
Thoses are funny, here are some of my most favorite jokes
This One’s VERY FUNNY
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
”Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.”
”You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. ”In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public.”
”Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. ”Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.”
GET IT?
Here is another one:
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked the man.
“I don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, please come to my house!”
“But sir, I have a wife and four children…”
“Bring them along!” the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.”
The rich man replied, “No, you don’t understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!”
Or
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
“How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?”
“He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.”
“Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?”
“He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died.”
“Oh, how terrible! I’m almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.”
“He died of a broken neck.”
“A broken neck?”
“He wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”
Does it make u laugh?
My freind told me this one:
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm.
“But what about the smell?” asks his girlfriend.
“Oh, he’ll get used to it, just like I did.”
Plus
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad’s lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I really do need to take a piss.”
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery.
As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that’s hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, “My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!”
“No, you don’t understand!” she replies. “I changed my mind, I’m taking a crap instead.”
I HOPE THEY WERE VERY FUNNY
good ones
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Both were awesome!!!
hahahahaha